January 2012
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
“In this world, it is very difficult to find a happy man — because nobody is...”
– Osho (via nirvikalpa)
“You’re cheating yourself out of today. Today is calling to you, trying to get...”
– Jerry Spinelli (via misswallflower)
“You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles...”
– Henry Rollins (via dollfuck)
December 2011
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
“Without literature, life is hell.”
– Charles Bukowski (via selfinspiration)
I really wish people would stop caring so much...
If someone does something you don’t like or you find ridiculous, please keep your thoughts to yourself. Just because you find it to be wrong or annoying, doesn’t mean that it’s actually wrong or annoying. Let it go. Maybe if you put as much energy into your own life and decisions, you wouldn’t be such a bitter person.
ohhhhh my godddd why is everyone so fucking stupid
“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via cluelessfashionistaa)
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Is it awful of me to be happy that Katy Perry and...
Now Russell and I can finally be together.
